A protestant preacher died and came to heaven. At last he was with his saviour Jesus face-to-face. Jesus showed him around heaven. "Here's St. Peter, oh look! there goes St Paul" (the preacher trembled with excitement - St Paul! his hero!). "Oh, and come over here," said Jesus, "here's someone I don't think you've ever met. May I have the pleasure of introducing you to my mother?"... Fod |