I have a joke. The pope died and he goes up to heaven. St. Peter is there and congratulates him on a wonderful life. "You were such a magnificent man of God and we'd like to thank you by letting you do anything in heaven that you'd like." The pope being such a Godly person says, "I'd like to see the manuscripts of exactly what God said to the prophets." So Peter brings him to the holy library and the Pope starts reading away. A few weeks later, Peter hears some screaming from the Library and rushes over there. The pope just seems like he's going crazy and starts chanting, "There's an R! There's an R!" Peter gives him a weird look and the pope responds, "God said, 'CELEBRATE!'" That one's for you Celibate God Bless Huck |