Out of the mouths of babes
Submitted by Mark on February 02 2001 21:59:06
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I just got an email containing the following quotes from children: > > > > 1. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments. > > 2. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. > > 3. The sixth commandment is "thou shalt not admit adultery." > > 4. When he was old, Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. > > 5. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of Semitic people who lived in Biblical times. > > 6. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. > > 7. Jesus was born without pain, because Mary had an immaculate contraption. > > 8. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. > > 9. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. > > 10. The Christian religion teaches us to have only one spouse. This is called monotony. |
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