thank you. i've been banished from the edenic garden where GL is located due to an unresolved dialectical dispute in regard to church -- charlotte church, that is, and the allegedly "crude and distasteful" comments made by me, appertaining to ms church's imagined performances (if that's the right term) when she's using exotic, digitally-mediated techniques to cleanse herself in the shower -- drops of pure crystal water, pressure-driven from a solid-gold faucet, providing invigorating stimulation to her delectable young body. what are crossroads and close encounters? |