Word play
Submitted by Mark on January 25 2002 23:04:53
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A friend passed this along to me: > Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which > lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. > > Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. > > Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high > > Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic > wit and the person who doesn't get it. > > Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you're running late. > > Hipatitis: Terminal coolness > > Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. > > Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all > these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the earth > explodes and it's like , a serious bummer. > > Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem > smarter when they come at you rapidly. > > Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass. > _____________________________ > > > Coffee: a person who is coughed upon. > > Flabbergasted: appalled over how much weight you've gained > > Abdicate: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach > > Esplanade: to attempt an explanation while drunk > > Negligent: describes a condition in which you > absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. > > Lymph: to walk with a lisp > > Gargoyle: an olive-flavored mouthwash > > Flatulence: the emergency vehicle that picks you > up after you are run over by a steamroller > > Balderdash: a rapidly receding hairline > > Oyster: a person who sprinkles his conversation > With Yiddish expressions > > Frisbeetarian: The belief that, when you die, > your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there |
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