Satan's "Letter To A Fool"
Submitted by Andy on May 20 1999 at 11:47:29
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Dear Fool, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily routine. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals or pray before going to bed last night. You're so unthankful! I like that about you! I can't tell you how glad I am that you haven't changed your way of living. Fool, you're mine! Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and yet I don't love you! As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God! I'm only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay Him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But YOU gave your life to ME, and I'm going to make it a LIVING HELL! That way we'll be together twice! That will really hurt God, thanks to you. I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had… We've been watching dirty movies, cussing people out, partying, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back-stabbing, disrespecting old people and those in leadership positions… NO respect for the church, bad attitudes… Surely, you don't want to give all that up! Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever! I've got some hot plans for us! This a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd just like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You're so gullible! I laugh at you! When you're tempted to sin, you give in. HA, HA, HA! You make me sick! Sin is beginning to take its toll on you, too. You look twenty years older than you are! I need new blood. So, go ahead, be a bad example for children. Teach them how to sin! All you have to do is smoke, get drunk, do drugs, lie, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, be prideful… Remember? That's why God kicked me out of Heaven! Do all of this in front of the kids, and they'll do it, too! Kids are like that! Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now, but I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, (which you aren't) you'd run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not in my nature to warn anyone, but to still be sinning… at your age? It's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong! I still hate you… It's just that you'd make a better fool for Christ. Your partner in crime, SATAN P.S. And if you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone! |