Updated quirks and sillies from those nutty bylvrs
Submitted by BLues on October 23 1999 at 19:40:54
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1. Since Nickelodion is on 24 hrs. a day there is always something great to look at on TV. 2. Your nephews dont aggrevate you as much as they would everyone else. 3. Your only as old as the age of the ones you feel. (had to change that saying a little to make it work!) This may in fact be true because I can still ride the bus for the under 15 fee without showing ID. Honest! 4. If conversation ever gets dull with family members you always have an ace in the hole with...”guess what guys...Im sexually attracted to young boys!” (use only as a last resort) 5. Your imagination, for obvious reasons, will probably be alot better than non-bls. Arent alot of artists boylovers? Hmmm... 6. Pediatritians, Im assuming, make a hell of a lot of money! (if i only had my education to do over again!) 7. Its actually BETTER to have a small penis! (sure wish mine wasnt 12 inches...heehee) 8. Heightened senses...surely Im not the only one who can pinpoint a 13yr old miles away and sniff the air in a grocery store to tell how many boys are present! 9. You dont get as angry when your late for work already and then get stuck behind a school bus! 10. When money is tight you can survive all week long eating nothing but Vienna Sausages and actually enjoy it! (ewwwww!! that one cracks me up) 11) When you arrive at a hotel you are the only member of your family who knows exactly where the pool is and what time it closes. 12) You DID something BECAUSE "it was so crowded with little kids" instead of NOT doing it because "it was so crowded with little kids" 13) You cannot stay awake in bars. 14) At family gatherings, the only boy in a crowd of 50 people will be found talking to you. 15) Boys can't tell how old you are. 16) You get disappointed when the blonde that you were eying from a distance turns out to have breasts. 17) You support the use of Speedos outside of Europe. 18) You were disappointed when they moved you to the 18 and over locker room at the Y. 19) You KNOW what boys smell like :) 20. You can find real joy within the pages of a Sears Catalogue, and neve have to order anything. 21. A walk through the toy section of your favorite department store can be a true adventure. A. You can still love kid's toys and feel good about it. 22. Every time a boy gives you a hug, it really makes your day (not too funny, but true!) 23. You never have to worry about being bothered by kids playing around you at the beach or public pool. 24. You have no trouble at all abiding by the "Watch Children" road signs! :o) 25. The boy you're with has a lessened risk of being struck by a car, since you seized that hand holding opprotunity. 26. Shaving is much less of a chore. 27. You can keep a secret much better, due to much practice. 28. You are much less likely to contract a STD. Praise God! 29. You have less of a risk of succumbing to an outdated wardrobe. (cringing at the thought of the current baggy styles) 30. Babysitting is easymoney, if they only knew that Id do it for nothing! 31. You're undoubtly more active than you're peers. (you're an energy thief, but they have more than enough anyway) 32. Due to a desire to be the perfect role model, you're less likely to smoke and drink (at least while boys are present, sorry guys, I know some of us probably have and do) 33. You dont mind at all sleeping in "the boys" room. Of course, try to act just a little reluctant, okay! 34. In certain situations, you can tap into your photographic memory! Just one glance is all it takes to get hair color, eye color, freckles or no, braces or no, pale/tan, height/weight, long eyelashes, etc. 35. You don't mind being the all time catcher for that lil' leauge team. 35. You don't mind being the all day spotter for a youth rock climbing course. 36. You get to feel overjoyed on a daily basis. You do, not me, I haven't had any boycontact for about 5 years. Curse the fates! I gotta get out of this house and join some kinda activity! 37. You're well versed in current events (due to the fact that you have every single paper there is delivered to your doorstep) 38. Every four years you get to see Fort A.P. Hill in all of it's splendor! 39. You normally don't mind being at the back of a line. :o) 40. It's better to live in a low income environment. I'll let you figure that one out. 41. You don't have to like bubble gum music to enjoy the Hanson videos. I think the goal should be 100, but I need some help here!!!!!! BLues. |