Re: Oh this is so funny......
Submitted by some boy-type man there like then on November 08 1999 at 05:52:36
In reply to Oh this is so funny...... Submitted by Don on November 07 1999 at 19:51:27
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Okay, don't like the Christian Coalition, just please, pleeease be sure that you're going to the good place in the afterlife, that being heaven, cuz, as you know, that lake of fire deal is a real downer, I'm told. Keep your heart and mind pure; sure you can love boys, but not sexually. We have to probably not even see a boy much, because speaking for myself, I get a schwing with every thought of one. So that would be sin, therefore if I don't quit screwing up like that, I'm the mayor of the city of Oblivion in a while. Gotta avoid the boys. Sure, it takes up my whole life, it is all-pervasive, it is pretty much my all, boys that is; but it would seem that that is bad right there, to have boys as the only thing that you think about when you get up, when you're awake, when you're in bed about to go to sleep, when you dream. Those damn suckers pretty much rule me. The only thing that's missing is that I'm not bowing down to them in ritualized worship. So that's gotta be infernal activity right there, meaning, I better quit it before the second coming or the rapture, whichever comes first, or else I'm a gonner. I beg you to keep your mind pure, more than just putting up a good front for others. I speak about that which I know. Sure, your life might not exactly match mine. But it's gotta be a pretty damn similar deal. With love, that one guy. |