You must also weigh in the tongue factor. How big is the tongue? Is it a soft young tongue? Or an old rough tongue? My team of scientists and I have studied the erosion of confections for many years and have only found one constant: boys get to the center of things quicker. Be it candy, candy hearts...or just plain hearts. Take mine for instance... If my heart was a Tootsie Roll the right boy could dive right into the middle of it with very little effort. I guess when it comes to getting to the center of Tootsie Roll boylover hearts...boys have cat-tongues. But I've gotten a little off track here. Let me close by saying that regardless of the tongue...if you don't like what your licking you'll never get to the center. And that is one other factor to consider. Hope I haven't made much sense. Sweetly, BLues. |