Reprise
Submitted by Ford Prefect on July 12 2000 10:13:52
In reply to Survey: What is your denomination? submitted by Heather on July 12 2000 00:07:29
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Bet you hoped I'd forgotten how I answered two years ago, but noooooo. Monty Python lyrics are eternal. There are Jews in the world, There are Buddhists, There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are those that follow Mohammed, But I've never been one of them... I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And one thing they say about Catholics, Is they'll take you as soon as your warm... You don't have to be a six-footer, You don't have to be a great brain, You don't have to have any clothes on - You're a Catholic the minute Dad came... Because... Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs, On the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighbourhood. Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. |
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