William, I diagnose you as not being a teenager! XD

About vulgar language, I was once in line at a convenience store as the customer ahead of me told the Quebecois proprietor that "I hear you Quebecers think the worst swearing is stuff like 'tabarnac' for tabernacle and 'calisse' for chalice so like 'calisse de tabarnac' is like the worst ever swearing and I found that amazing, is that true?"

Meanwhile, you could see the fellow wincing whenever these foul terms were used; he was really uncomfortable.

I don't really understand that impulse myself. A cock or a chalice - big deal.

On the other hand, I find religious swearing sad because it shows that the user is volunteering for spiritual tone-deafness and colorblindness all in one go. I suppose 'chalice' is part way there, but I don't have much of an attachment to chalices as objects of worship. Ouch, stubbed my toe! Incense! Pulpit! Aww ... aspergillum! If I get my chapel hands on the person who moved that cardinal table there, I'll...