Ok, I can understand that kind of thing but mine is a little stranger than that. "He" even has a different kind of voice (I love to do funny voices and, no, I don't have a dual personality disorder) and the things he says are actually kind of funny. And, yes, he does call me a stupid f*&%ing b#@%ard, and other assorted names. So I dig what you are saying about the hurt child ego state...it makes sense to me. And I thought I was just doing this when I'm all alone because I'm strange and have a strange sense of humor. I wonder if God thinks it's funny?

Love,