Other than schoolteaching, they're all soft money (grants, projects), jargon, and pedophobia.

There's only one high-growth industry where a young person can get a steady job with good pay, and you might as well avoid the sidetracks and head right over there.

Prison guard. One of my most chronically unemployed young friends finally went there and he is livin' it up now. House, car, all the trimmings.

Plus you may get to meet some pleasant BLs.