Lord knows, I am so easily replaced. Anybody could do my job. I'm sure any moment now some fresh new pedophile preacher will come barging through the door to take over my spot so I can relax on vacation. There's a good chance he'll be a lot nicer than me, more friendly and overflowing with unconditional love for child molesters and sex offenders, more tolerant and accepting and understanding and honest than I could ever be.
I'm sure he'll get along great with everyone, including you gaakz, so stick around. Any moment now... here he comes... I think I see him...
I know he's out there... Christians like me are a dime a dozen don't y'know?