Re: God

Actually, I know for a fact that Jesus was a vegisexual. The Church couldn't deal with a Messiah who was turned on by rutabagas and zucchini, which is why they cut all those bits out of the canonical accounts of the Last Supper. Don't worry, though, because God will not be mocked! He will return to smite those who have twisted the Gospel of Gourds to their own perverse heterosexual ends! You boylovers are generally a nice bunch, but I'm praying one day you will discover the sensuous delights of kumquats. What else could the parable of the sower and the seed be referring to?