Some things to be happy about...
Submitted by BLues on October 14 1999 at 03:53:56
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I thought it would be kinda neat to try and think up some GOOD things about being a boylover and now Im gonna share with ya what I have so far. Most are just silly and meant as a joke so dont anyone get TOO offended! :) 1. Since Nickelodion is on 24 hrs. a day there is always something great to look at on TV. 2. Your nephews dont aggrevate you as much as they would everyone else. 3. Your only as old as the age of the ones you feel. (had to change that saying a little to make it work!) This may in fact be true because I can still ride the bus for the under 15 fee without showing ID. Honest! 4. If conversation ever gets dull with family members you always have an ace in the hole with...”guess what guys...Im sexually attracted to young boys!” (use only as a last resort) 5. Your imagination, for obvious reasons, will probably be alot better than non-bls. Arent alot of artists boylovers? Hmmm... 6. Pediatritians, Im assuming, make a hell of a lot of money! (if i only had my education to do over again!) 7. Its actually BETTER to have a small penis! (sure wish mine wasnt 12 inches...heehee) 8. Heightened senses...surely Im not the only one who can pinpoint a 13yr old miles away and sniff the air in a grocery store to tell how many boys are present! 9. You dont get as angry when your late for work already and then get stuck behind a school bus! 10. And finally....perhaps the greatest reason of all...When money is tight you can survive all week long eating nothing but Vienna Sausages and actually enjoy it! (ewwwww!! that one cracks me up) Please let me know if anyone can think up some more (maybe even some serious ones!) I just wanted to lighten up the posts a little bit... BLues. |